I don’t need time. What I need is a deadline.
– Duke Ellington, jazz pianist, composer, and conductor (1899-1974)
Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
– Oscar Hammerstein II, lyricist (1895-1960)
Dante was entirely too optimistic about the afterlife.
Source: lol my thesis
A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason.
– Thomas Carlyle, historian and essayist (1795-1881)